Faking It - Crusie Jennifer (читать книги бесплатно полностью .txt) 📗

And then Ronald had shown up and tried to take her arm. Honest to God, men. She’d whispered, “Not here,” to him and shot a glance at Mason, but fortunately he’d been all caught up in his own circus and wasn’t paying any attention to her.

“I found out something about the gallery,” Ronald whispered to her, and she let him steer her toward the canapes.

“There’s something funny about the Scarlet Hodge paintings,” Ronald told her when he had a plate full of finger food. “It isn’t just that somebody’s buying them, it’s that there’s no information on them at all. One newspaper article and then nothing. Tony Goodnight sold them off and never mentioned her again.”

“She died,” Clea said, exasperated with him.

“No death certificate,” Ronald said, and bit into a shrimp.

“So?” Clea caught Thomas glaring at her again and said, “Stop that,” to him. When he’d smoothed his face out again, she turned back to Ronald. “That’s it?”

“If there’s no death certificate,” Ronald said, “she didn’t die.”

“Maybe she died someplace else,” Clea said. “Maybe-”

“I don’t think she exists,” Ronald said. “These shrimp things are really-”

“What do you mean,” Clea said, “she doesn’t exist?”

“No birth certificate, either. Not for Homer or Scarlet.”

“Who’s Homer?” Clea said, losing patience.

“Scarlet’s father,” Ronald said. “The Goodnight Gallery made a killing with Homer, but then they stopped and switched to Scarlet and then they stopped that. And the gallery pretty much went downhill from there. You were right, there’s something going on here.”

“There is?” Clea looked at him with complete approval for the first time since he’d stolen her money back. “Ronald, you are wonderful.” Ronald flushed and forgot the shrimp. “Clea, I-”

She pressed his arm. “Find out what you can and come see me tomorrow morning at ten.” She looked up at him under her lashes. “In my bedroom.”

“Right,” Ronald said, almost dropping his plate. “I’ll get right on it. I-”

He kept talking but Clea looked past him and saw Mason with Gwen again.

“I have to go talk to people, Ronald,” she said, patting him on the arm. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Clea,” he said, sounding angry, but that was his problem. She drifted toward Mason, a smile plastered on her face. He was going to propose by the weekend, or she was going to take steps. And if this damn gallery got in her way, well, she’d take it down with whatever Ronald was digging up.

And she’d take Gwen Goodnight down with it.

DAVY WATCHED as Tilda stayed frozen in the doorway, staring at him.

“Figured it out, did you?” she said finally, sounding grim.

“I can’t believe I didn’t see it earlier,” Davy said, hoping to make her smile. “I was really thick. It was obvious.”

“It is now,” Tilda said. “It’s like Louise. Once you know the truth, it’s always obvious.” She sounded miserable, which was a lousy aphrodisiac.

He patted the bed beside him. “Stop looking like death and come here.”

Tilda sighed and crossed the room to sit beside him. She held up her wrists. “Okay. Put me in jail.”

Davy stared at her wrists, distracted. “If that’s for handcuffs, thank you, I’ll run right out and get some, but jail is not where I’ll be taking you.”

Tilda shook her head. “I know you have some. Your cover’s blown, too. Simon told Louise you work for the FBI.”

Davy closed his eyes and thought about strangling Simon.

She let her hands drop. “And I brought you here. That’s how good I am. I brought the Feds to my own crime scene.”

Davy took a deep breath. “Could that possibly have been the reason you’ve been saying no to me for the past two weeks?”

“Well, it didn’t help,” Tilda said. “I kept thinking I’d say something and you’d-”

“Do what? Arrest you on the spot? Coitus apprehendus? I’m going to kill Simon.”

“You don’t know how long I’ve been carrying this secret,” Tilda said, looking at the Scarlets.

“Sure I do. Seventeen years.” Davy shook his head. “Look, you can relax. Louise got it wrong. We are not Feds. They wouldn’t have us as a gift. Every now and then they call and ask for some input, but we are not agents. We don’t arrest people. Your secret is safe.”

She swallowed. “Oh. So, to review here, just to make this perfectly clear, you’re not going to bust me?”

“First of all, I couldn’t,” Davy said. “I told you, I’m not an agent. Second, nobody’s filed a complaint, so you’re not wanted for anything.” He looked at her jacket. “Well, you’re not wanted by the law. Third, I’m not even sure you broke the law because I’m not sure that painting the Scarlets was a scam. Unless you know something I don’t.”

Tilda sighed.

“And even if you do,” he added hastily, “I don’t care. Fourth, I want you naked. And I figure I’ve got a fighting chance if you’re relieved and grateful, and your vibrator is four flights up.”

“You want me?” Tilda said.

“Hell, yes,” Davy said. “I crave your crooked mouth.”

She looked at him, dumbfounded. “I thought you’d never speak to me again.”

Davy snorted. “Not a possibility. Take off your clothes, and I’ll recite limericks if you want.”

She put her hand on his arm and looked at him, immorality flickering in her weird blue eyes, and then she smiled that bent smile at him, the one that made him dizzy, and he lost his breath.

“You don’t care that I’m a forger,” she said, looking like crime made flesh.

“Honey, for the first thirty years of my life, I scammed everything that moved. Where do you think the FBI found me? Church?”

“You’re twisted, too.”

“Like a pretzel.”

“So I can confess to anything and you won’t-”

“Matilda,” Davy said as her nefarious little art-forging hand warmed his shirtsleeve and his blood. “Tell me you have the Hope diamond stashed behind the jukebox, and I will fuck your brains out.”

“Oh,” Tilda said. “The Hope diamond is not behind the jukebox.”

“That’s what I figured.” Davy sighed and took her hand, separating her slender cool fingers with his. “I can’t believe you thought I’d bust you, Scarlet.”

“It would have been fair,” Tilda said. “I lied to you.”

“No,” Davy said. “It wouldn’t have been. That’s not us.” She was quiet after that for so long that he ducked his head to look into her eyes. “What’s wrong?”

“Us,” she said, sounding a little breathless. “Oh. Well, there is one other thing.”

Davy closed his eyes and laughed. “Of course there is. Let me have it, Scarlet. Then we’ll go fix it.”

“The Hope diamond.”

Davy turned and saw her smile widen.

“It’s behind the vodka.”

He blinked at her, not sure he’d heard her right.

“It’s hard to see because it’s the same color as the vodka, and of course it’s dark in the cupboard, but-” Her smile quirked a little. “It’s there. Kiss me.”

Davy’s brain shorted out, and he lunged for her mouth, shuddering when her tongue touched his. She wrapped her arms around him and fell back on the bed, taking him with her, laughing against his mouth.

“I can’t believe this!” She stretched her arms over her head. “You know. I’m free?”

“Oh, good.” He slid a shaking hand under her jacket. “Anything I can do to help? Please?”

She wrapped her arms around him again, smiling at him. “You already did, Ralph, you hero, you. God, I feel wonderful. No more secrets.” She looked around the half empty white basement. “At least no more secrets from you.” She kissed him hard, her body sliding against his, and he held on as she began to unbutton his shirt. “I can tell you anything. Anything.”

“God, yes,” he said, trying not to lose his mind as her fingers moved against his chest. Every cell in his body screamed, Take her, but he held back, wanting to make sure, wanting this time to be the time he got it right.